“The best writer since that guy living beneath the underpass scrawled that disturbing manifesto on the side of the public library in (probably) human blood.”
Fake Reviewer #1
“Words do not begin to describe what J.L. Sorensen is capable of. For that, you'd need a box of crayons and a very drunk toddler.”
That Guy living beneath the overpass
“The sheer amount of talent in J.L. Sorensen's writing boarders on scary. I wasn't aware anyone could be that talentless before reading his work.”
Mean Madeup Magazine
"The best thing since sliced fingers."
My Inner Critic